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Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in drunken posting on the LJ's LiveJournal:

Monday, November 3rd, 2008
9:46 pm
oh my
Grey Goose is good.
Saturday, September 6th, 2008
10:44 pm
vodka, frangelico, carolans, cream. This one it very delicious.

LIGHT weight. I am such a lightweight. gone bye bye after a martini and two of these. Aslo struck with the profound need to pee. how the little things delight when consciousness is altered.

Current Mood: possibly a little drunk?
Friday, August 10th, 2007
9:19 pm
I am using this community for its purpose.
I am a goddamn lightweight.

I had one drink. ONE drink, at dinner. it was a rum and chocolate cacao with cream type of situation. Darn tasty. It was strong, that is true. But I got stupid tipsy. Dinner was one of the fix priced type things. first course, I had fried green tomatoes topped with lump crab and a spicy remoulade. Second course was wild caught salmon with stuff and things. and rice. So delicious. For dessert, I had a fruit tart. Best meal EVAR. Also, I was stupid tipsy throughout, which made the meal that much tastier.

Coming home, auntiematter made me another drink. It involves Frangelico and Irish cream. and its tasty sooo good. And now I'm drunk. and there are more drinks!

I had a craptastic day. Srsly. I haven't had lots of drinks in so long, I'm doing it now.

Yeah, when I'm drunk, I still talk about food.

also, when I'm drunk, I can still spell good!

I'm gonna go drink more now.

Current Mood: drunk
Saturday, April 28th, 2007
9:36 pm
kickin it off
Let me tell you interenets, there is nothing worse to wear on a night when you plan to get good and drunk all on your own with no one ti undress you than that cute INdian outfit you bought at the fair last fall, which has 2 ties on the pants which cunningly wrap around so as to cover your ass with a single seam and a halter top with not one, but 2 ties. It's especially not a good idea to put that on right out of the shower so the knots get nice and wet and soggy and then, when you pull on them in your ibneriated state to try to get out of them, it doesn't fucking work.

I guess I'll go to bed now and remove the halter top from my hips in the morning.

ps. I almost posted this to fatshionista, and now I wish I had. It's equally as applicable, I thin. Fashion disaster!

Current Mood: drunk of course
9:31 pm
Welcome to drunken_posting!!!
This is a new community, as you can plainly see. I am freydis, your friendly, mostly sober moderator. I want to lay down a few, very easy to follow rules.

Now, the basis of this comm. is to post whilst drunk. That means, things can get a little salty. Thats fine! Salt it right up. I'm all about the fucking bad language.

Also, it can mean talking about what some jackass did at the bar. That, too, is fantastic. I love a good bit of gossip, especially coming from drunk people! But if I get some message from someone complaining about being called names in the community, well, I'll just bitch-slap the complainer. Its only LJ. And its all about drunken posting! We never mean what we say when we're drunk, right? Right.

So, thats about it. Have fun, don't be stupid, and post away!

Current Mood: cheerful
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